Saturday, August 13, 2011

What do I do about my phobia of white shoe laces?

Okay, everytime I see someone wearing white shoelaces (which is pretty often), I cringe. I can not stand to lookat white shoe laces. It makes me dizzy and I pee a little sometimes. I mean, I can usually stand anything white but shoelaces make me want to claw my eyes out and jump in a pit of peanut ered bearded old men. Muddy shoelaces are okay, but when I see white ones I pee and start to scream, and I always shake uncontrollably. Sometimes it makes me fear for my life, like I'm just being attacked by white shoelaces... Do you know any medicine I can take for this????

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